Danhe

Don't suffer from insanity. Enjoy every minute of it. Hold your friends close, but hold your enemies by the throat... Don't walk in circles. Love hides behind every corner. Resorting to obscenities is the sign of a weak mind Don't hit people whose age is higher than their IQ Don't lie to save other people's feelings. If you can't convince them, confuse them. The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Eat 5 bars of chocolate per day. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are ve

When I was young, I knew a girl. She was so warm and bright, so I asked her that question that all children must answer. 'What do you want to be when you grow up?' Her eyes lit up with joy and she jumped with excitement. 'A dancer! No, an astronaut! Wait, President! A scientist! I'll be famous and in movies! My name will be everywhere!' She listed so many more until she finally just smiled and looked at me with eyes filled with child-like wonder. 'I could be anything I wanted.' Years and years later, I saw the same girl again but her eyes no longer lit up with wonder. I asked her, 'What did you end up being?' She